We will live and die alone

Ask   Daniel , 19, Skater, London

fbi agent:want to work for the fbi
me:ok but can i work in the xfiles department
fbi agent:there is no xfiles department
me:i gotcha
me:[winks]
fbi agent:
— 2 years ago with 422731 notes

hisokamorou:

me when i first joined tumblr: i’m never going to block anyone

me now:

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(Source: zamasu, via unrequited-zombielover)

— 2 years ago with 26544 notes

arishako:

whenever a site tells me i need to be 18 or older to enter i always go all like “lol yeah sure i’m 18 right yeah” and it takes me a second before i realize oh wait i actually am over 18

(via unrequited-zombielover)

— 2 years ago with 221330 notes

you-fuckers-are-asses:

Rick: What did he do wrong?

Bam: What did he do wrong? Everything! He flipped it the wrong way, it should have been backwards and then he landed right about here!”

Jackass S03E04 - Slip ‘n’ Slide

— 2 years ago with 38 notes